It’s been a while since I posted any good “overheard at Banana”s, and they’ve begun to pile up. Take, for instance, this bon mot from our cashier script that made Robin feel a right fool:
Robin: And can I have your email address and we’ll send you a coupon?
Customer: Sure, it’s BlahBlah: Bee el ay aitch, bee el ay aitch, underscore–
Robin: So u-n-d-e-r….
Everyone everywhere: BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.