Any teacher or parent who claims they don’t play favorites is a filthy liar. Some kids are adorable and precocious, and some are walking migraines. These are facts. Today at my art-school job, one ofmyfavorites laid some bon mots on me before the lesson.
First, he relayed a story about seeing an absent classmate the other day: “Yeah, I was on my way to tae-kwon-do, and I saw her through my dad’s… Mazda. Through the window.”
Then, while talking about the new Muppets movie: “Jason Segel wrote the movie, and he starred in the movie, AND he wrote the songs!” It’s official. Everyone loves that guy.