The new titular bachelor on ABC’s seminal The Bachelor is named Juan Pablo. The ads have been touting the premiere “This Juanuary.” This, to me, is genius. Advance entrant into the “Best of 2014” list. Hell, it’s already the winner.
Armed with that knowledge, enjoy the following text Brigitte just sent me:
“Hey sweetie come down around 11:30 n we can watch “juanuary” ok?”